Head Canons

1. Izzy is of the firm belief that the government has been infultrated by aliens, and that is why such stupid things happen.

2. At one point, he dated a guy.

3. He also dated said guy's sister.

4. In his own head, he is the funniest person in history, but he never tells his jokes to anyone.

5. He secretly adores German chocolate and will do practically anything to get his hands on it.